Dear FedEx,
thank you for picking up my package last minute and flying it out overnight.
i love going online and tracking your progress; seeing that you are “in transit” and at a different city every hour. i wonder what the weather is like-are you cold? is the air dry? does it smell like wood is burning in the air? did you roll the windows down?
You see, it’s the little things you do, like send me email alerts letting me know how your roadtrip with my documents is coming along, that count.
I like you, i like you a lot.
love,
Don Howard Late ( or DHL)
